i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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