I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
