why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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