I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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