I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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