Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
dude. I can hear the air.
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