I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My ass is underappreciated
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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