Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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