By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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