id be glad to
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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