she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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