yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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