Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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