thus making me awesome and them whores
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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