How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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