It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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