just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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