Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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