No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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