What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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