nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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