May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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