you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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