Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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