At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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