In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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