I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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