yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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