i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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