wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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