...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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