So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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