she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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