so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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