How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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