WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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