He is an equal opportunity slut.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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