Non-Jews are for practice
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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