she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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