that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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