I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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