I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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