New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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