How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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