so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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