Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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