i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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