ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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