the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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