Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm both gender and math confused
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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