oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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