im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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